We Need To
Redefine Us

The "Best Friend" era was beautiful.
But I'm afraid it's no longer sufficient.

The Analysis

I Ran The Simulation

The Problem

The current "friendship" architecture is struggling to support the massive weight of our chemistry. It's structural failure waiting to happen.

The Solution

A complete foundational upgrade. We stop pretending this is casual. We acknowledge that we're already operating as a unit.

How We Got Here

The Inevitable Trajectory

Phase 1

The "Just Friends" Lie

We met. We laughed. I told myself you were just cool. I was lying.

Phase 2

The Grey Area

Late night calls. Shared secrets. That thing where we look at each other across the room and just know.

Phase 3

The Pivot Point

Right here. Right now. Where I stop being a coward and ask for what I actually want.

The Proposal Terms

My Vows to You

01

I promise to always pretend to listen to your drama, even when I have no idea who "Sarah from work" is.

02

I promise to kill the spiders. All of them. Without judgment.

03

I promise to be your biggest fan, your safe space, and your favorite trouble.

04

I promise to never stop roasting you. It's how I show affection. You know this.

I'm Choosing
You.

Not for a moment. Not for a trial.
For real.

YES
Hold to Accept
I need more time
It's about time.

(Dinner. Tonight. My treat.)